Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in Jersey Girl's LiveJournal:

Sunday, September 28th, 2008
10:26 pm	NYC weekend So, my cousin/boyfriend and I never went on a date because the jerkface never called me back.  I really want to send him an e-mail and call him a jerkface, but why do it over e-mail when I am sure to see him at the next family function?  In fact, we have a cousin getting married on December 27th in Houston, so I plan on confronting him there.  Oh well, it would have made for a really funny LJ entry, of that I'm sure! This was my NYC weekend.  On Friday, I met up with Anita and her man for dinner.  A fun time was had by all, at this really yummy restaurant called The Spice Market.  We have to do it again. Yesterday I went out to NYC for my little brother's 21st birthday.  The night was pretty predictable what with the young 20 somethings who were drunk and wobbly.  The night started at this Chinese restaurant called Pearl's.  This is a place that we would have frequented often, I'm sure, if it existed in College Park, since they offer UNLIMITED white wine with the purchase of an entree.  It's like the $1 menu of Chinese restaurants.  After Pearl's we walked to McSorley's on the edge of Spanish Harlem.  I have to say, pretty ghetto.  Although, still not as ghetto as SE DC.  But what I really want to say is that I forgot what it's like to party with young 20 year olds and 1 19 year old with a fake ID.  By the end of the night, two girls were crying and one of them was mad that my drunk 21 year old brother was not paying attention to her.  I wanted to bitch slap her!!  I mean, get over yourself!  I do not remember being that pathetic.  Well, at least my brother told her to shut up a few times.  This is the same chick who when my brother introduced her to me, she ignored me completely..  Anyway, it was a fun night and I went back to my roots mixing tequilla shots with beer.  The good old days! Current Mood: exhausted Current Music: TV (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 13th, 2008
12:34 am	All In The Family OKay, I know I haven't posted on this thing in years, but I feel inspired today.  So, I decided to get on match.com a few months ago.  You know, trying to find that special someone and all.  So, last week I got all excited because this guys had winked at me.  YAAAAAAYYY all around!!  Then I took a closer look at his name and I saw that he had the same family name as mine.  I admit that I freaked a little bit since I most certainly did not get on match to date my cousin.  If i really wanted that to happen I could just ask my mom to hook me up with a third cuz once removed or some shit since she's dying to have me married in the somewhat near future.  So, I waited for a week or so before I responded to him.  The reason I waited was, in true Indian style, I tried to get the dirt on this possible (definite?) cousin of mine.  To my utter surprise, no one knew who he was.  So, I e-mailed him and broke the news to him that I knew we were related.  He responded with "let's meet for drinks and really see if we're related."  Hmmmm.......okay.....So, I said yes and then never heard from him.  Now, I'm not one to go down without a fight, so of course I e-mailed him back and basically was like "What the hell??"  Well, I apparently got to him and tomorrow we will be meeting for drinks.  So, after months on Match and Chemistry I scored a date!!.......with my cousin.......Oh JOY!! Current Mood: indescribable Current Music: Juno soundtrack (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003
1:02 pm	Piss Drunk in Toronto Hey guys! I know I've been away for a while....but I had to recooperate from the weekend. Plus Kris' computer is not set up yet, so I couldn't post anything. For those of you who don't know, my friend Kristina moved to Toronto and myself and Dolls (another friend) decided to have a last minute trip to our great and wonderful neighbor....AMERICA JUNIOR!. (It really is too). But to get to the sordid details....the first night we went out I got piss drunk and met this guy who liked the way I could dance (that seems to be some sort of concensus).....and then wanted to get freaky with me OFF the dance floor....but i was a good girl and just messed around a wee bit and then dissed him with my fake digits....i know it was bitchy.....but oh well....then some other weird (and here I have to insert INDIAN guy) told me he wouldn't give me a lollipop unless I gave him my number and then proceeded to try to lick my lollipop (or maybe it was me, but my lollipop got in the way??).....the second night I got so piss drunk I fell asleep at the bar and then woke up only to drink more, because of course that's the only remedy when you're drunk off your ass. I danced a hell of a lot, drank a hell of a lot, and definitely missed you guys a hell of a lot when I was out there partying. Dolls and I stopped off at Niagra Falls on our way back and got soaked on the boat ride under the falls and basically had a blast. We didn't get home till 2 AM and I passed out much in the same way as when I was piss drunk. Anyway....gotta go the bossman is giving me evil looks.....PEACE!! P.S.- Sorry for missing the BBQ Josh and Ely.....have another one and make the TUNA SALAD!!!! Current Mood: mellow Current Music: company elevator music (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 29th, 2003
10:07 pm	Road Trip!!.....(yet again.....) So guys.....I'm going to Canada again....this time to the lovely city of Toronto, which is going to end up being yet ANOTHER drunken weekend, but without you guys!! (sniff, sniff). I'm leaving in like 5 minutes, but i wanted to say bye!!!....Have a great weekend....Peace Current Mood: busy Current Music: Enya - Only Time (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 28th, 2003
10:47 pm	SSLLEEEEEEEPPPPPPYYYYYY!!!! So, simply put, I feel like shit. And strangely enough I seem to have the same symptoms as juicetheman when it comes to the bowels (sorry!!) and the sore throat. Thats just weird. Unlike you slackers I went to work today, and what a fucking long day it was as I tried to keep my food IN my stomach and not on the office floor. By the way, you all are sooooo lucky to still be graced with my presence, since I almost killed myself yesterday driving home from the bar. As I told Anita earlier, falling asleep behind the wheel has a whole new meaning when you wake up as your car is CAREENING down the OPPOSING traffic lane. Dawn, next time I'm crashing at your place. But on a brighter note, I had fun last night especially rescuing Krissy from Mr. Skeez, and watching Josh get even drunker at Barnside (which I didn't think was possible). Alrighty, time for bed......Peace out peeps. Current Mood: drained Current Music: Enya-A Day Without Rain (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 27th, 2003
9:25 pm	BONJOUR!!!! Waassup all?? Just thought I would get on and formally make it known that I am finally on livejournal. After months of people (ahem my wife) telling me that I should do it, I gave in and Dawn helped me out. And....I Do have to say that after this weekend I feel, let's just say....a SPECIAL bond with all of you, and the void that I feel after this weekend can only be filled by constant contact. Plus I find it highly amusing that my passing out on the lawn of the hotel was one of the tamer stories...(sorry guys I had to rub it in). However, I have to say that the pictures were equally humiliating and hideous!!....except for that one of Anita, for which I have no words.....and i will leave it at that.....Peace out guys...... Current Mood: content Current Music: Dawn on her guitar practicing in front of the mirror (1 Comment |Comment on this)